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SINGER: Adam Sandler featuring Allen Covert
SONG:Teenage Love On The Phone
[richie:] "so ya doin' good?" [samantha:] "ya, i'm fine, how 'bout you?" [richie:] "how good could i be? i haven't seen you in three hours." [samantha:] "ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if i hang up on you, it's just because he's coming." [richie:] "ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi..." [she hangs up phone] [phone rings] [richie:] "hello?" [samantha:] "sorry, i thought he was coming." [richie:] "that's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet [samantha:] "umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights." [richie:] "well that's ok, i'll come by and get you. lets say around..." [she hangs up phone] [richie:] "come on.." [phone rings] [richie:] "hey." [samantha:] "sorry. i guess he was just going to the bathroom." [richie:] "that's ok. well look, uh.. what was i saying? oh yeah, should i pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.." [she hangs up the phone again] [richie:] "give me a break..." [phone rings] [richie:] "hello." [samantha:] "sorry. it was just my dog." [richie:] "hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? why can't we talk?" [samantha:] "he just thinks i'm on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, i gotta go." [richie:] "don't hang up!" [samantha:] "richie, i can't talk!" [richie:] "no, i'm sick of this! put your dad on the phone! i wanna talk to him." [samantha:] "it's not my dad." [richie:] "what? well, who's there? why can't you talk?" [samantha:] "uh, just look richie, someone is here." [richie:] "who's there? is it a guy!?" [samantha:] "richie!" [richie:] "i knew it! i'll kill him! put him on the phone!" [samantha:] "oh.. it's just.. hold on." [hands phone to guy] [richie:] "hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samantha's my girl! you'd better stay away from her or i'll make you wish you were never born!" [buffoon:] "fuckin' shit!" [richie:] "yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! don't think i'm kidding around, man! i'm crazy! i'll smash your head in! i swear to god!" [buffoon:] "one time i saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button." [richie:] "yeah, well that's too bad! but i'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!" [richie slams down phone] [samantha: "what happened? was he mad?" [buffoon: "my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!" [samantha: "oh buffoon, you're the coolest." [whispering] "i love you..."
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