SINGER: Cassidy

SONG:Tha Problem (skit)

[bell rings, door opens]...
[arab man singing]...
[cassidy]
aye yo my man,
my man
[arab man]
1 second, 1 second,
iss my part, iss my part of the
song,
1 sec
[cassidy]
yo come on man,
i'm gunna late man,
[arab man]
why you beeing disrespectful,
why you come in my store,
you dont ring my bell,
([cassidy:] dog,dog,dog)
you dont wipe your feet on the carpet,
what the fuck,
mine, see my rug, rub,
[cassidy]
fall back,
fall back,
i need a chicken cheese steak man,
[arab man]
i dont have chicken any cheese what, ([cassidy:] dog)
number 1 five,
what the combo,
what do you want,
the special or the moovle,
[cassidy]
i dont know what number it is man,
chicken cheese steak man,
([arab man:] i have 1,2,3)
chicken cheese steak man,
salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonaise,
and fried onions,
([arab man:] i dont have eggs, and and)
throw some cheese fries in there
too man,
[arab: talkin gibberish]
1 second
[cassidy:]
throw some cheese fries in there too
[arab:]
okay, 1 second
[singing]
[cassidy:] hurry up!!
[arab:] i'm done as quick as this
[cassidy:] what the fuck is this?!
[arab:] thats my special philly cheese steak for the for the man
[cassidy:] dog this aint no philly cheese steak man
[arab:] this is for the hood, i make this for the hood
[cassidy:] this aint no philly cheese steak,
dog you aint even from philly,
[arab:] where the fuck are you from, i'm from here,
[cassidy:] nigga i'm from philly nigga, where the fuck are you form?!
[arab: (teasing)]
[cassidy:] well i'm kell pipe nigga
[arab:] nigga i got pipes too, fuck
[cassidy:] fuck is this shit?
[arab:] i'm from philly so you dont like it then go home, thats where my steaks is from
[cassidy:] what the fuck is wrong wit u man?!
[arab:] next time, just take it easy, and ordee the combo!!
[cassidy:] man fuck you and ya combo