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SINGER: Adam Sandler featuring Jennifer Lien
SONG:The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
"and now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." [valedictorian:] "i really appreciate you're asking me out. most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement." [buffoon:] "this movie sucks shit!" [valedictorian:] "well, ebel gave it thumbs up, but ciscel thought it was too preachy. anyway, i enjoyed the director's last film immensly." [buffoon:] "cathleen turner has big fuckin' tits!" [valedictorian:] "yes, well, she recently had a child. i think her maternal biology may play a role in that. she looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?" [buffoon:] "i put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off." [valedictorian:] "well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process." [buffoon:] "that girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head." [valedictorian:] "well, i guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it." [buffoon eating popcorn] [buffoon:] "this popcorn's fuckin' terrible. it tastes like someone jizzed all over it." [buffoon continues to eat popcorn] [valedictorian:] "well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank." [buffoon:] "i looked at my asshole in the mirror today. it blew my fuckin' mind!" [valedictorian:] "it's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis. [buffoon:] "my father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!" [valedictorian:] "it's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. i wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism." [buffoon:] "i'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl." [gets out of the car] [valedictorian:] "well, i'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion." [buffoon walking away] "i do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue." [buffoon:] "i like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!" [valedictorian:] "bye bye! have fun." [buffoon continues to walk away]
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