SINGER: Claire's Birthday

SONG:The Next Big Thing

Last night i slept with elvis
in a heartbreak hotel
i'm sure you're all pleased to hear that
the king is alive well
i heard his voice in my ear saying
dear are you lonesome tonight
i said well for a few hundreds
i'll be anything you like
read it in the papers
now that i'm a star
famous gorgeous
equally cursed loved
the medias gone grazy
america's in love with me
the next big thing after jesus yeah
just had a call from the white house
bill's asking me for a tea
thought i'm not so found of sigaro
i'd do anything for peace
now that i'm famous
now that i'm rich
still haven't forget where i come from
once a bitch always a bitch
read it in the papers
i'm a higher class
i've had a boobjob
tightered my arse
shitloads of sugar shitloads of cash
i'm the next big thing after jesus yeah