SINGER: Weird Al Yankovic

SONG:The White Stuff

The white stuff, the white stuff
The first one was a sweet one
second one was a blast
soon i finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
you can see 'em in my teeth
tell it when i talk
had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff, baby
in the middle of an oreo
i love the white stuff, baby
it's the most delicious thing i know
I've had a zillion or two
in my life, they're so right
my teeth are all rotted clear through
but who cares? what else am i supposed to do?
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
what's in the middle? the white stuff
The first time that i tried it
got a big sugar buzz
nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
but i love the filling most
i rub it on my roast
mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
I love the white stuff, baby
in the middle of an oreo
i love the white stuff, baby
take some with me everywhere i go
Might get a pimple or two
well, so what? it's all right
now twinkies and ding dongs won't do
all i need... you know what it is
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
what's in the middle? the white stuff