SINGER: Meade Skelton

SONG:They Called Me Porker

V1:a battle of honor i put on every day
i was beaten down with not much to say
i was a big old kid with even bigger dreams, but i had a thing for krispy kremes
C: hey porker, they shouted, as i walked down
the hall. hey porker! they kept saying,
no i wasn't very small
and in a mean old world it was plain to
see, there was no room for porkers like me.
V2: a day in the life of a big kid like me
was a very pitiful sight to see. kids can
be so cruel til they hunt down their prey
i can still hear them say...
C: hey porker! they shouted, as i walked down
the hall. hey porker. they kept saying, no
i wasn't very small, and in a mean old world
it was plain to see, there was no room for
porkers like me
Bridge: a day in the life, of big kid like me
with a twinkie in one hand. and a will
to be free.. but i stood my ground, shaky
ground, and i knew what i had to do
'cause even though i couldn't fit in a
chair. i still had my rights too!!!
Repeat chorus
End: and in a mean old world it was plain to
see, there wasn't room for porkers like me.