SINGER: Weird Al Yankovic

SONG:This Is The Life

I eat filet mignon seven times a day
my bathtub's filled with perrier
what can i say?
this is the life!
I buy a dozen cars when i'm in the mood
i hire somebody to chew my food
i'm an upwardly mobile dude
this is the life!
They say that money corrupts you
but i can't really tell
i got the whole world at my feet
and i think it's pretty swell
I got women lined up outside my door
they've been waitin' there since the week before
who could ask for more?
this is the life!
You're dead for a real long time
you just can't prevent it
so if money can't buy happiness
i guess i'll have to rent it
Yeah, every day i make the front page news
no time to pay my dues
i got a million pairs of shoes
this is the life!
I got a solid gold cadillac
i make a fortune while i sleep
you can tell i'm a living legend
not some ordinary creep
No way, i'm the boss
the big cheese
yeah, i got this town on its knobby little knees
i can do just what i please
this is the life!
That's right, i'm the king
number one
i buy monogrammed kleenex by the ton
i pay the bills
i call the shots
i grease the palms
i buy the yachts
One thing i can guarantee
the best things in life, they sure ain't free
it's such a thrill just to be me
this is the life!
This is the life!