SINGER: George Bush And John Kerry

SONG:This Land

(bush writing): mass-uh-shew-sits
bush: this land is your land, this land is my land
i’m a texes tiger, you’re a liberal weiner
i’m a great crusader, you’re a herman munster
this land will surely vote for me
Kerry: this land is your land, this land is my land
i’m a intellectual, you’re a stupid dumbass
i’m a purple heart winner
and yes it’s true, i won it thrice
this land will surely vote for me
Bush – you have more waffles than a house of pancakes,
you offer flip flops, i offer tax breaks
you’re a un pussy,
and yes it’s true that i kick ass
this land will surely vote for me
Kerry- you can’t say nuclear, that really scares me
sometimes a brain can come in quite handy,
but it’s not gonna help you,
because i won three purple hearts,
this land will surely vote for me

bush- you’re a liberal sissy
kerry- you’re a right wing nut job
bush- you’re a pinko commie
kerry- you’re dumb as a doornob
(hey!)
bush- you got that botox
kerry- but i still won three purple hearts
bush and kerry- this land will surely vote for me

native american speaking- this land was my land
all- but now it’s our land!
Arnold- from california
clinton- to the new york is-what’d i do?
Kerry- from the liberal weiners
bush- to the right wing nut jobs
kerry- this land belongs
bush- this land belongs
Bush and kerry- this land belongs to you and me
bush- oh and dick chenney too.