SINGER: Annie Ross

SONG:Twisted

My analyst told me that i was right out of my head
the way he described it, he said i'd be better dead than live
i didn't listen to his jive
i knew all along he was all wrong
and i knew that he thought i was crazy but i'm not
oh no!
My analyst told me that i was right out of my head
he said i'd need treatment but i'm not that easily led
he said i was the type that was most inclined
when out of his sight to be out of my mind
and he thought i was nuts, no more ifs or ands or buts
oh no!
They say as a child i appeared a little bit wild
with all my crazy ideas
but i knew what was happenin', i knew i was a genius
what's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three?
i knew that this was meant to be
Well i heard little children were supposed to sleep tight
that's why i drank a fifth of vodka one night
my parents got frantic, didn't know what to do
but i saw some crazy scenes before i came to
now do you think i was crazy?
i may have been only three but i was swingin'
They all laughed at al graham bell
they all laughed at edison and also at einstein
so why should i feel sorry if they just couldn't understand
the litany and the logic that went on in my head?
i had a brain, it was insane
don't you let them laugh at me
when i refused to ride on all those double decker buses
all because there was no driver on the top
My analyst told me that i was right out of my head
the way he described it, he said i'd be better dead than live
i didn't listen to his jive
i knew all along he was all wrong
and i knew that he thought i was crazy but i'm not
oh no!
My analyst told me that i was right out of my head
but i said "dear doctor, i think that it's you instead
'cause i have got a thing that's unique and new
it proves that i'll have the last laugh on you
'cause instead of one head... i got two
and you know two heads are better than one"