SINGER: The Hubies

SONG:Two Strings Short

Maybe i'll get chicks if i play guitar!
I'd jam on my bass, smile for the camera
scream my lungs out in chorus and stanza
i'd rock my old navy, which i think is cool
but i don't have a mohawk like tofer mquell!
Yeah!
And now i know what it takes to be.
a hit with the ladies.
but seems so plain to see!
it's so different to me!
100 pounds over and two strings to short.
from dating a girl i deem worthy to court.
i'm trying so hard that my hearts gonna burst.
cause i can't get a girlfriend unless chubby dates her first!
Yeah!
And now i know what it takes to be.
a hit with the ladies.
but seems so plain to see!
it's so different to me!
Go!
It's time to rip on thomas gun.
i can't decide on what about.
although this song is just for fun.
he might get mad and slit my throat.
I gotta be cool, i'm not willing to change.
you say be yourself, well you must be deranged.
if i must be an asshole to just get a chick.
well come over here sweetheart and suck on my dick!
Yeah!
And now i know what it takes to be.
a hit with the ladies.
but that's definitely not me!
cause i don't play guitar you see!
i don't play guitar you see!
i-don't-play-fucking-guitar!