SINGER: John Mellencamp

SONG:French Shoes

He was a good lookin' guy
stood about six foot three
long brown hair
as nice as he could be
everybody liked him
but he didn't have a clue
he looked silly as hell
in those funny french shoes
You know the type
without any heels
leather soles
kind of a slip on deal
he was cavalier
whether he'd win or lose
but he looked silly as hell
in those funny french shoes
I know it's not right
to judge a man by his clothes
by the way that he looks
or the people he may know
i'm embarrassed to say
if i had to choose
i could never really trust
any man wearing those funny french shoes
Funny french shoes
funny french shoes
no man should be wearin'
those funny french shoes
they look good on a woman's foot
i must say that they do
but no guy should be wearin'
those funny french shoes
Get some socks on, man!