SINGER: Rosie O'Donnell Featuring Gloria Estefan

SONG:Gonna Eat For Christmas

Rosie:
don't want tinsel, don't want bows
don't want rudolph's shiny nose
i'm gonna eat for christmas
Gloria:
from my diet i will stray
but i'll workout the next day (oh what a shock!)
gonna eat for christmas
Both:
it's a time for giving
rosie:
won't you give me mashed potatoes and ham?
both:
it's a time for sharing
gloria:
are you gonna polish off those yams?
Rosie: you mean these?
gloria: no?
rosie: yes i am
Rosie:
i don't say this to be nice
i'll have more black beans and rice
gonna eat for christmas
Gloria:
at the family shindig
gonna be the christmas pig
both:
but i'll leave some room
gloria:
i'm planning quite a buffet
rosie:
please don't throw away
both:
that leftover food
santa gave us some advice
to be naughty's very nice
cause when you're stuffed
it'll always feel like
christmas to you!
Rosie: oh, that was exhausting, oh we got a break now?
gloria: oh, yeah
rosie: i am so hungry glo, what'ya got?
gloria: put down that sandwich
rosie: well, do you have anything...
gloria: you can't eat now
rosie: i can eat this now
gloria: no, there's no time
rosie: how much time do we have?
gloria: we're almost going to sing now..
rosie: let me just..wait..i can swallow..you take the first part
gloria: get her some water for god sake
rosie: i'll join you, go.
Gloria:
there's a twinkle in my eye
for a piece of pumpkin pie
gonna eat for christmas
Rosie:
if i eat one more soufflé
i won't fit in santa's sleigh
both:
i'll be filled with gloom
gloria:
to face the scale the next day
is no holiday
we'll sing a different tune (you know it)
gloria:
take advantage while we may
rosie:
let's pig out on christmas day
cause when you're stuffed
it'll always feel like christmas
to you
Rosie: that was fun
gloria: whoa, yeah
rosie: you know there's a candy machine in the lobby.
did you see it? no, it's there.
gloria: i can't believe you
rosie: oy!