SINGER: Weird Al Yankovic

SONG:Grapefruit Diet

Who's that waddlin' down the street?
it's just me, 'cause i love to eat
fudge and twinkies and deviled ham
who's real flabby? yes, i am!
every picture of me's
gotta be an aerial view
now my doctor tells me
there's just one thing left to do--
Grapefruit diet (diet)
throw out the pizza and beer
grapefruit diet (diet)
oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
grapefruit diet (diet)
might seem a little severe
grapefruit diet (diet)
i'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
blow, flatty!
Well, i used to live on chocolate sauce
made sumo wrestlers look like kate moss
walked down an alley and i got stuck
i got more rolls than a pastry truck
when i'm all done eating
i eat a little more
when i leave a room
first i gotta grease the door
Grapefruit diet (diet)
can't have another eclair
grapefruit diet (diet)
i gotta decrease my derriere
I'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet
No more pie now
no more creme brulee
lay off the gravy
and souffle
no french fri-yi-yies now
no ice cream parfait
mr. cheese nacho
stay away

Oh, i think i'd sell my soul
for a triple patty melt
but i need a boomerang
when i put on my belt
Grapefruit diet (diet)
lay off the 3 musketeers
grapefruit diet (diet)
until my big booty disappears
grapefruit diet (diet)
eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears
grapefruit diet (diet)
'cause i haven't seen my feet in years
I'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet