SINGER: Screeching Weasel

SONG:Guest List

I was hanging out at the show
feeling like a fat potato
i don't know what i'm doing here
i saw her at the door and
she looked as bored as me
so i got her in
i put her on the guest list
at the show and now i get
to watch her dance like
the other weirdos do
i saw she brought a camera
she did the groin-o-rama and
we were really having fun
i told her i was the lead singer
i felt like harvey klinger and
then she smacked me in the head