SINGER: Dan Baird

SONG:I Love You Period

I love you period
Back when i was goin' to school, i never learned a thing
all i did was daydream, a-waitin' for the bell to ring
i had a certain teacher, i always tried to impress her
when she stood up in the classroom, i would mentally undress her
then one day i decided, that i would write a little letter
she said the spellin' was a masterpiece, the punctuation could be better
i understood what she was saying, i got the gist of her sentiment
she said i don't mean to be degrading, but here's the way that it shoulda
went
Chorus (2x):
i love you period
do you love me question mark
please, please exclamation point
i want to hold you in parentheses
Right on up to high school, people said i was a writin' fool
all my letters became really great, with punctuation that was never late
but i was havin' trouble meetin' girls, i never knew the things to say
soon i had 'em all overwhelmed, when they heard me talk this way, like this
Chorus