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SINGER: Teddy And The Frat Girls
SONG:I Wanna Be A Man
(indescipherable foreign accent) is everybody ready? hans? johann? heidi? let's go, everybody.
i'm sorry i'm a girl, and not a man. then i could cum all the time, in the palm of my precious little hand. Get drunk in the bars, and act like a klutz. it really wouldn't matter. i'd be too stupid to be nuts. (chorus) i wanna be a man so i can stink. a big, tough guy. i'm sick of pink. And if i was a man, i could tell lots of lies about all the girls i've fucked. just like all of you guys. I'd be self-sufficent. and i wouldn't need another. but if i got a little boo-boo. i'd go running back to my mother. (chorus) And if i was a man, i'd always be hot. wouldn't matter what i fucked, just as long as it's got a twat. I'd just rip off her pants, and fuck her, 1, 2, 3. how did this stinking cunt, have the luck to find me. (ooo!) (chorus) And if i was a man, i could piss anywhere. piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch. when you're a man, you don't care. I could fuck any time, and be hard as a rock. spend my life worrying about the size of my teeny little cock. (chorus) And if i was a man, all you sluts would give me head. (i'd) get my rocks off, then i'd kick you out of bed. Be tackless and boring, with nauseating breath. i'd be a worthless piece of shit from birth until death. (everybody!) (chorus) (everybody sing) (chorus repeated in background)
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