SINGER: The Sexual Turnips

SONG:It All Happened In The Pub

I go to my local pub
almost every day
normally nothing happens
not that i remember anyway

pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub
pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub
On certain occasions
the pub i like to tend
has to be somewhere different
so i can drink with my friends
Friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends
friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends
'twas on one of these occasions
when i was at another pub
when as i walked in i could see
a woman i did love
Love love love love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love love love love
Oh she was so great
but there was nothing i could say
so i drank to build up confidence
but by then she'd gone away
Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
Oh she was so great
but there was nothing i could say
so i drank to build up confidence
but by then she'd gone away
Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
Oh no she'd gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone