SINGER: Weird Al Yankovic

SONG:Melanie

Me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the gilmore building
i saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
i knew she had to be the girl for me
and to think i probably never would have found her
if i hadn't bought that telescope
Oh, me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
I just can't understand it
why won't you return my phone calls
are you still mad i gave a mohawk to your cat
if you'd just say the word
i'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
or are you too dumb to realize that
Me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
how can you ignore me when you know that i can't live without you
i have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you
Melanie, ooh
oh sweet me-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
You weren't impressed when i tattooed your name across my forehead
you wouldn't listen when i promised to be true
i couldn't stand it so i jumped out from the sixteenth story window
right above you
now i may be dead but i still love you
Me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
Me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
I'm singin' me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet, sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
I'm singin' me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me
I'm singin' me-he-he-helanie
what can the problem be
sweet me-he-he-he-helanie
why won't you go out with me