SINGER: Weird Al Yankovic

SONG:Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

I visit mr. frump in the hospital
i see him most every day
and when i see mr. frump in his iron lung
this is what i hear him say
(deep breathing)
Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friend
he's never a chump or a tease
he never tells me lies, and best of all
he never disagrees
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
sit down by his side and say "hi"
and then i ask him his opinion of the world situation
and i wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say
(deep breathing)
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
mr. frump's dying day
and now i bring to you the very last thing
that mr. frump had to say....
(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)
Amen