SINGER: Smokin' Armadillos

SONG:My Girlfriend Might

Five months ago ya left me here
without a single dime.
yer doin fine and everything
ya own used to be mine.
Ya left me stuck with all the bills
an' you got all the land.
i think by now it's safe to say
i'm not a happy man.
I hear yer livin up on the hill
with some guy that drives a porsche.
and i'm still here in a beat up shack
with a twenty year old horse.
You stopped in here like we're good friends
but i think you better go.
i'm mad as hell but i'll hold back
cause there's somethin you should know.
(chorus)
i wouldn't hit ya, i ain't thata way
but i've said all that i'm gonna say.
so you better make tracks, ya better get out of sight
cause i wouldn't hit ya but my girlfriend might.
Well i see ya don't believe your ears
but what i said is true.
she's a pretty little brown haired girl
and she even cooks good too.
She's got a heart of gold and treats me right
but if i were you i'd head
on out of here cause she hates you
and she wishes you was dead.
Chorus x 2
Oh yes she will