SINGER: Helpless Weasels

SONG:Names

Life sux for a guy named chuck
you'd hate your name too, if it rymed f***
everyone hates you
cause your name makes them spew
and no one know chuck come from charlie
a name o so gnarly
Names (who wants 'em)
monicers (who needs 'em)
labels for lies
so we'tr not all called "guys"
If your name was red
you'd probably be better off dead
and if your name was bart
(hey, that sounds like fart!)
and if your mom liked the name lester
she is probably nothing more than a molester
Names (who wants 'em)
monicers (who needs 'em)
labels for lies
so we'tr not all called "guys"
Funky, long,
and pronounced wrong
every name is lame when it all comes around
so i think im gonna blow, hit the ground
Intoxication is my inspiration!