SINGER: Weird Al Yankovic

SONG:Oops I Farted Again

Oh no
ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think i farted again, i made people leave,
offended my friends.
oh baby, i just gave it a push,
i didnt know it was that serious,
i could knock down wild horses,
it smells so fragrant to me.
Oh baby, baby
oops, im breaking some wind,
i ripped a big fart, i feel so ashamed,
oh baby, baby,
please dont think i'm a hog, i swear its the dog,
i've got that flatulence.
"britney- before you go on stage there's somthing i want you tohave"
"oh... its beautiful! but wait a minute, isnt this...?"
"yes. yes it is. gas-x and beano. i went to the pharmacy to getit for you."
"oh, you shouldnt have!"
"i had no choice, baby!"
Oops i farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
there's no-one to blame, oh baby,
oops, there's a sulphorus gas escaping my ass,
i've got that flatulence.
(loud farting noise)
oops......