SINGER: Weird Al Yankovic

SONG:Rye Or The Kaiser

Fat and week what a disgrace.
guess the champ got too lazy.
ain't goin' to fly now.
he's just taking up space.
sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he's no bum he works down the street.
he bought the neighborhood deli
back on his feet now he's chopping up meat.
come inside maybe you'll hear him say.
Try the rye or the kaiser
they're our special tonight
if you want you can have an appetiser
you might like a salami and the liver's alright
and they'd realy go well with the rye or the kaiser
Never eats while on the job
he heard it's good to stay hungry
but he makes a pretty mean shish kabab
have a taste they were made fresh today
Try the rye or the kaiser
or the wheat or the white
maybe i can suggest an appetiser
stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight
but you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser
So today his deli comes first
still he dreams of his past days of glory
goes in the back and beats upon the liverworst
all the while you can still hear him say
It's the rye or the kaiser
it's the thrill of one bite
let me please be you catering advisor
if you want substitutions i won't put up a fight
you can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser
The rye or the kaiser
The rye or the kaiser