SINGER: Adam Sandler

SONG:Somebody Kill Me

[spoken]
ok, i just want to warn you that when i wrote this song i was listening to the cure a lot.
[sung]
you don't know how much i need you.
while you're around i don't feel blue.
and when we kiss i know that you need me too.
i can't believe i found a love that's so pure and true.
But it all was bullshit.
it was a goddam joke.
and when i think of you and i,
i hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
i lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
you left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
i'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
put a bullet in my head.
[spoken]
kid: you're going to the mental institution.