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SINGER: Annie Get Your Gun Cast (Johnny And Mishelle)
SONG:Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better
*jonny and mishelle continue to argue as music starts* Jonny: anything i can do, you think you could do better...i'll always be better, much better than you! mishelle: no, you're not! jonny: yes i am! mishelle: no, you're not! jonny: yes i am! mishelle: no, you're not! jonny: yes i am, yes i am!!! *mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at jonny* mishelle: yeah? we'll see about that! *continues singing* Mishelle: any insult you can think of, i'll come up with one better! i can always think of an insult much better than yours! jonny: it ain't so! mishelle: yes, it's so! jonny: it ain't so! mishelle: yes, it's so! jonny: it ain't so! mishelle: yes, it's so! yes it's so!!! *rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher tones for some time* Travis: oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! soon, my ears'll be bleeding, i'll be hemorraging! hadji: better not make a mess out here! claudette: *strains to hear clearly* what did you say? i do not think i can hear! *jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing* Jonny: any trap you can escape from, i can escape quicker! you're such a slowpoke, you'll never catch up! mishelle: dream on! jonny: it's the truth! mishelle: dream on! jonny: it's the truth! mishelle: dream on! jonny: it's the truth! it's the truth!! Mishelle: any guy you can beat up, i can beat up faster! you're too clumsy, and you hit like a wuss! jonny: canine-face! mishelle: wussy-boy! jonny: canine-face! mishelle: wussy-boy! jonny: canine-face! mishelle: wussy-boy! wussy boy!! *travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight* Jonny: any car you drive, i can drive better! i can drive anything better than you! *hadji's eyes widen, jessie tries not to laugh*
Mishelle: birds will die! jonny: no they won't! mishelle: squirrels will die! jonny: no they won't! mishelle: other animals will die! jonny: no they won't! no they won't!!! Jessie: i don't believe this! they're at it for hours! better forget about sleeping anytime tonight! bryce: someone give me a sedative!!! travis: *covers his ears* i would, but it won't do much good!! *bryce glares at his brother* Mishelle: if you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! heck, bandit's got better hair, much better than yours! jonny: he does not! mishelle: he does too! jonny: he does not! mishelle: he does too! jonny: he does not! mishelle: he does too! he does too!!! Jonny: anything you can throw, i can throw harder! that hairy tarantula's a good prove of that! mishelle: you're a jerk!! jonny: you're a dog!! mishelle: you're a jerk!! jonny: you're a dog!! mishelle: you're a jerk!! jonny: you're a dog!! you're a dog!!! *mishelle gets angrier. bandit comes inside the room* Mishelle: everytime i scream, you will scream louder!! and then you'll faint, are you sure you're a guy??!! jonny: tomboy!! mishelle: fem-boy!! jonny: tomboy!! mishelle: fem-boy!! jonny: tomboy!! mishelle: fem-boy!! fem-boy!!!
Caludette: travis, better get out, i can see what is coming. bandit will be having someone here for dinner!! *bandit chomps on travis' leg* travis: help! he's eating through my jeans!!! bryce: *laughing, travis glares at him* i can't help it!! he treats you like meat!! *tai-lee goes to jonny and mishelle, still fighting* Tai-lee: please stop fighting, we need our rest! do not forget we had a really long flight! jonny: it's her fault! mishelle: it's his fault! jonny: doberman!! mishelle: clorox-boy!! the rest of the jq 2000 team: go to bed!! go to bed!!! go to bed!!!!
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