SINGER: Steven Lynch

SONG:Superhero

If i could be a superhero, i would be awesome man
id fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan
and if i saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and make them cry
id hall them off to jail in my awesome van,. cause i would be awesome man
[now some criminals want you to be criminals and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no]
If i could be a super hero i would be drug free boy
telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy
well id take all the junky he’s getting so high
with there needles and bongs and there sticks made of tye
as i burn them alive i would squeal with joy, cause i would be drug free boy
[(whistle whistle) lala]
If i could be a superhero id be a immigration dude
id send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating all of our food
and taking are well fare , and best jobs to boot, like landscaping, dishwashing, picking are fruit
id pass a lot of laws to get rid of there brewed, cause id be immigration dude
[now kids, you can make up your very own superhero, if you could who would it be?]
If i could be a superhero, would you be justice guy?
making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie
like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
to run off to fuckin hawaii with some doctor named bob
you can skin them and drain them of blood so they die, especially bob
then you would be justice guy…
or you could be more suddle no i didn’t mean to be vague
give her mad cow disease let him die of the plague
as long as they suffer for there terrible lie, especially bob
then you would be justice guy
yes then then you would be.. a superhero like me….