SINGER: Bell And Spurling

SONG:Sven Sven Sven

Sven sven sven goran eriksson
he's got jimmy saville's haircut so how'd he get a lovely girlfriend
he tried so many players for the holland game
yeah how'd he forget collymore, they say he's insane
sven sven sven goran eriksson
he's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from sweden
Up front there's michael owen and heskey that's his pal
we should shave off seaman's moustache and cut his ponytail
seaman seaman seaman
your hair's in a right old state
all you need is a mark one escort and a sovereign ring, mate
what a wally david looks his hair will have to go
'cos he's a cross between burt reynolds
and peter stringfellow
Seaman seaman seaman
your hair is in a right old state
all you need is a ford cortina and some furry dice, mate
you could try beckham's mohican
now that's a lovely cut
or even dye it ginger
like those scrolls on nicky's butt
Hey dave bring on the germans
another mighty clash
have a word with rudi völler
see who's got the biggest 'tache
rudi rudi rudi rudi völler
vorsprung durch technik or something or other
Little michael owen he put three past ollie kahn
he must have cried his eyes out down the autobahn
ollie ollie ollie oliver kahn
eins zwei drei vier funf that's five in german
steven gerrard crossed the german line
winston churchill would be proud as he put up the victory sign
stevie stevie stevie stevie gerrard
he must be our man because he is well-hard
we could play that jordan with her jelly bags
when we win the world-cup
she'll get them out for the lads
Sven sven sven's got her in his squad
he's even brought back nobby styles, geoff hurst, martin peters and ken dodd
ken dodd? yeah well gordon banks doesn't exactly rhyme with squad does it
can't say that it does...
Sven sven sven goran eriksson
sven sven sven goran eriksson
he's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from sweden
don't forget that he's from sweden
sven sven sven goran eriksson...