SINGER: Wee Willy Small

SONG:Tall People

Tall people got no reason
tall people just ain't god pleasin'
tall people got no reason to live.
They got great big heads,
and billboard faces,
elephant teeth
with great big spaces,
hockey stick legs
without any hair.
they got skinny little butts
hangin' in the air.
I don't want no tall people,
no basketball people.
hooray for short people down here.
Tall people ain't never got no place to sit.
ain't got a pot.
their knobby knees squeak and creak a lot.
it's a shoemaker world.
Tall people got nobody
'cause tall people are all body
tall people got nobody to love.
They got a great big girl
they pass around.
they sit and mope
when she's out of town.
They got king sized beds
with oversized sheets.
canoe sized shoes
on both their feet.
They got king kong arms
they drag around.
their knuckles are sore
from scrapin' the ground.
I don't want no tall people,
no basketball people.
hooray for short people down here.