SINGER: The Arrogant Worms

SONG:The Ballad Of Dan

I'm out on the range, surveying the land
thinking of the job that's to be done
my life is hard but i don't mind
men like me, that's how the west was won
i stand the pain and the suffering
for on the trail i am the king
on doors i knock and on bells i ring
always sure that i will get the sale
'cause i am dan the insurance salesman
in a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
i rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
and on the dotted line i make them sign
hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and i sense my prey
ready to fall victim to my pitch
i tell him all about the plan
with all of its inherent benefits
if you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks
lose both of them and get twice as much
and if you should die, well then, bless your luck
you'll just be raking in the cash
'cause i am dan the insurance salesman
in a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
i rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
and on the dotted line i make them sign
hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The sucker signs, the deed is done
it's time for me to get back on the road
a lonely man out on the land
where the wind can blow so cold
i ride into the setting sun
with the knowledge of a job well done
but i can't rest until everyone
has become properly insured
'cause i am dan the insurance salesman
in a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
i rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
and on the dotted line i make them sign
hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, i am dan the insurance salesman
in a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
i rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
for on the dotted line i make them sign