SINGER: Tom Green

SONG:The Bum Song

My bum is on the rail bum is on the rail look at me my bum is on the rail
my bum is on the man bum is on the man it's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man
my bum is on the step bum is on the step.. don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum
hehehehehehehehehe
and thats not very fun when you all down and hurt your bum
i like to put my bum on things, its fun for everyone
my bum is on the cheese bum is on the cheese if i get lucky i'll get a disease
my bum is on the swedish swedish swedish swedish
my bum is on the gum my bum is on the gum i can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
my bum is on the ship the battle ship i hope they dont shoot the cannon on my bum and get poo all over the place poo poo
'cause that isn't very fun when they shoot a cannon in your bum
i like to put my bum on things it's fun for everyone
my bum is on the dog my bum is on the cat my bum is on the phone my bum is all alone
the rail is all alone the man is all alone the swedish is all alone my bum is all alone
1-2-3-4
my bum is all alone (x 12)
get the poo off my bum get the poo off i need the poo off my bum
i gotta get the poo off my bum
poo poo
i wanna hear the cannons
let me hear the cannons
no no no no not the loom i wanna hear the cannon not the loom
my bum is alone bum is alone bum is alone bum is alone
i wanna hear the cannon i wanna hear the cannon not the loom