SINGER: The Suicide Machines

SONG:The Vans Song

Well, you¡¯re just like a club fag wearing doc martens
get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
worship jeff spicoli not chris cornell
get a pair of vans or god will send you to hell
to hell¡­
you think doc martens are the coolest invention listen buy

since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else¡¯s kitchen
the plain truth is that you just plain suck
so why should i tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
vans in my head
vans on my feet
my sole is on the ground when i¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
don¡¯t wear no doc martens
can¡¯t wear no birkenstocks
just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­
if you want to wear them you don¡¯t have to ride a skateboard
you can even wear them with a pair of old cords
someone¡¯ll probably tell you that they¡¯re not in trend
just tell them that¡¯s the reason why you don¡¯t have any friends
no friends¡­
i don¡¯t wanna hear about alternative footwear
and i don¡¯t wanna hear about your new hair-do
i don¡¯t give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers
¡®cause i just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas!
vans in my head
vans on my feet
my sole is on the ground when i¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
don¡¯t wear no doc martens
can¡¯t wear no birkenstocks
just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­
vans in my head
vans on my feet
my sole is on the ground when i¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
don¡¯t wear no doc martens
can¡¯t wear no birkenstocks
just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­