SINGER: The Crypt Keeper

SONG:Twelve Days Of Christmas

You know kiddies
i think this is going to be the beast holiday season ever
and you know what will maggot even more speical?
getting the little gift i've been dreaming of
or better yet
getting a whole bunch of them
On the first day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
a trip to the mortuary
On the second day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the third day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the fourth day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the fifth day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the sixth day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
six fiends disembowling
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the seventh day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
seven warewolves howling
six fiends disembowling
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the eighth day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
eight manglers mangling
seven warewolves howling
six fiends disembowling
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the morturary
On the nineth day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
nine stranglers strangling
eight manglers mangling
seven warewolves howling
six fiends disembowling
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the tenth day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
ten heads kerploping
nine stranglers strangling
eight manglers mangling
seven warewolves howling
six fiends disembowling
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the eleventh day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
eleven choppers chopping
ten heads kerploping
nine stranglers strangling
eight manglers mangling
seven warewolves howling
six fiends disembowling
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary
On the twelfth day of cryptmas my goul love gave to me
twelve axe men lopping
eleven choppers chopping
ten heads kerploping
nine stranglers strangling
eight manglers mangling
seven warewolves howling
six fiends disembowling
five mortal wounds
four thousand volts
three lethal blows
two murderous shoves
and a trip to the mortuary