SINGER: Bob Rivers

SONG:What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells

Yo yo

jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
oh what fun it is to ride from detroit to east la

is this a white christmas,
hell no my man,
i'm leavin' blood in the snow
and smackin' fat men
you mean santa?
that boys' a ---------
he caught my mom christmas eve and tried to give her a -----
for real, he's no joke, the guy don't play
he tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleigh
laughin all the way, but he's not laughin' today
we'll jingle more than his-----------
even the elves will pay
come christmas eve
ol' nick's a gonner
we'll be snackin' on deer
----blitzen and donner
not a question of when not even a maybe
have a drunk miss claus
say they jinglin, baby!
givin' new meaning to “ho ho ho”
shake them ---s, girl
bumpin' booty in the snow
so watch out santa, you jolly old troll
we'll be strippin' that sleigh
and leave you the coal

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top chevrolet
jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
oh what fun it is to ride from detroit to east la

you playin' reindeer games?
hell, yeah my friend…
grab rudolph's horns and see how far they bend
when his nose turns red
his----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf randall
santa claus wouldn't list me as nice
in fact he'll have me listed as naughty twice
not cause of the fights or christmas gift heist
but because of all the -----got left on his wife
it's time for old nick to move and retire
before we roast his ----on a big ass fire
yes i'm that bad
yes i ‘m that crude
i mean your ass is huge
lose weight for real dude
all the cookies in your mouth
simply quite sick
i mean, when's the last time you seen your ----?
i don't to throw a fit, and i'm not one to bitch
but every year, i get underwear, socks and sh--.

jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
(check it out, jingle these bells, baby)
oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top chevrolet
(yeah, you know what i'm saying, i am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this)
jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
oh what fun it is to ride from detroit to east la

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top chevrolet
jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
oh what fun it is to ride from detroit to east la