SINGER: Guido Hatzis

SONG:Tow Truck Driver 1

[phone rings]
Tow truck driver: hello, towing
Guido hatzis: yeah mate, are you a tow truck driver?
T: yep
G: alright mate i need a tow truck
T: where from?
G: where from?
T: yep
G: mate, just outside my house
[short pause]
T: righto i'll play the joke. tell me what, what it's all about
G: ma ma mate, it's no joke, the car break down in front of my
house, you come and get it, alright?
T: who am i talking to and where is it going to?
G: you are talking to guido hatzis, alright? i tell you where
to go when you arrive alright?
T: what suburb are you in?
[short pause]
G: mate, i can't tell you
T: you can't tell me? alright, goodbye.
G: nah nah nah mate you listen, nah nah mate, you listen to me, alright?
[tow truck driver hangs up]