SINGER: Dialogue

SONG:Royale With Cheese

Jules
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.
Vincent
Okey what do you want to know?
Jules
Well, hash is legal over there, right?
Vincent
Yeah,it's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, i mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
Roll a joint and start puffin' away. they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules
And those are the hash bars?
Vincent
Yeah, it breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in amsterdam don't have.
Jules
Oh, man, i'm goin', that's all there is to it. i'm fuckin' goin'.
Vincent
I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. but you know what the funniest thing about europe is?
Jules
What?
Vincent
It's the little differences. a lotta the same shit we got here,
They got there, but there they're a little different.
Jules
Example ?
Vincent

Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in amsterdam, you can buy beer.
And i don't mean in a paper cup either. they give you a glass of beer
And in paris, you can buy beer at macdonald's.
And you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?
Jules
They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
Vincent
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Jules
What'd they call it?
Vincent
They call it royale with cheese.
Jules
Royale with cheese. what'd they call a big mac?
Vincent
Big mac's a big mac, but they call it le big mac.
Jules
Le big mac ! ahhaha, what do they call a whopper?
Vincent
I dunno, i didn't go into a burger king.
But you know what they put on french fries in holland instead of ketchup?
Jules
What?
Vincent
Mayonnaise.
Jules
Goddamn!
Vincent
I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.
Jules

Uuccch!