SINGER: Napoleon XIV

SONG:Marching Off To Bedlam

One, two, three!
Here we go!
Bedlam, bedlam!
Ho, ho, ho!

*sung in background all the way through*: ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum

Knock, knock, knock!
Come right in!
You�re the people from the looney bin!

How�d you guys get here so soon?
Did you spot my toy balloon?

Please don�t make the straps too snug.
I�ve always been a fragile bug.

Must we march?
Can�t we ride?
I�ve got my horse parked right outside.

Glad to see that we�re on time
But must you always speak in rhyme?

Lock the door and hide the key,
�cause if i get loose, you won�t catch me

*panting from ring ding dinger*