SINGER: Napoleon XIV

SONG:I Live In A Split Level Head

I�ve lived in apartments, i�ve lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when i used to roam
But now in these places you won�t have me dead
�cause i�m happy i live in a split-level head

I do what i want to, no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me i climb up my stairs
Way up to a level where i feel no threat
�cause i�m happy i live in a split-level head

If you�re trying something, i couldn�t care less
I don�t rush for busses and trains are a mess
There�s no one to care for, i don�t need a bed
�cause i�m happy i live in a split-level head

I like how i�m living, i�m nobody�s slave
My head�s above water, so don�t make a wave
There are no doors to lock and no dogs to be fed
�cause i�m happy i live in a split-level head

So why should i move when the neighborhood�s right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now i call this living, what�s more, like i said
�cause im happy i live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what, too
You sure couldn�t have them and live like i do
You think i hace problems, but you do instead
�cause i�m happy i live in a split-level head

I live with two people, i like both of them
He likes both of me and i like both of him
They�re my alter-ego and to them i�m wed
�cause i�m happy i live in a split-level head

There�s no simple status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
And i don�t take the lead when i like to be led
�cause i�m happy i live in a split-level head