SINGER: Little T

SONG:Shaniqua

I moved into my apartment
At the university
The only who lives here is me
So why'd the phone ring all day long
I've got no friends except mike
And he's gone for the summer
And i just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room and there's a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
Every time i take a step
Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe, can't get
Any of my work done
Cause people keep callin with the same damn question

(hello, is shanqiua there)
Nah, shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number
This is little t
(you mean shaniqua's brother)
Man, can't you just leave me alone

This ain't shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone
And don't call back again
Cause if you do, you know the answer, man

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Shaniqua don't live here no mo

Shaniqua don't live here no mo
Shaniqua don't live here no mo
(is shaniqua there)
Hell no

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I wonder who shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits
Or a move star with a flip-up on her tits
Does she take the train
Or drive a car
Work at the office
Or drink at the bar
How the hell should i know
She could be a rhino for all i care

(hello, is shaniqua there)
Yes she is, but she can't talk right now
She's busy milkin a purple cow
And talkin to the easter bunny
(man, you think you're funny)
Shut up, beavis
I've told you six times befo
Shaniqua don't live here no mo

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I checked my machine on friday
And there were twenty-two messages
Man, i can't win at this
One said:
(this is for the kid livin with shanqiua)
(you want that trick, you can keep her)
I'm a move to sea (?)
So i can get some sleep
Shanqiua moved out
Leave your message at the beep
(beep)

One track mike:
(yo, shaniqua)
(i love you)
(call me)

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