SINGER: The Vestibules

SONG:Bulbous Bouffant

1: hi.
2: hello.
1: are you waiting for the bus?
2: uh, yes i am, actually.
1: hm.
1: i noticed you're not wearing any galoshes.
2: uh, no i'm not...it's uh...it's sunny out...uh...no need for galoshes.
1: i'm wearing galoshes.
2: hm.
1: galoshes.
2: uh huh.
1: did you read the paper today?
2: uh, no, i haven't had a chance.
1: did you read the thing about the eskimos?
2: no.
1: well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the fat from the whale.
2: oh, yeah.
1: do you know what that's called?
2: uh, no, uh, i don't.
1: blubber. [blubber: the fat of sea mammals, especially whales and seals:walfischspeck]
2: oh, right.
1: blubber.
2: yeah, blubber.
1: that's what it's called.
2: uh huh.
1: blubber.
2: right.
1: the eskimos eat the blubber.
2: uh huh.
1: and the blubber will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: oh, yeah.
1: sometimes it will come from a beluga whale. [beluga: a small white-toothed whale related to the narwhal, also called "white whale"]
2: uh huh.
1: beluga!
2: right, yeah.
1: hey, hey. they don't wear galoshes.
2: who, the whales?
1: nooooooo. the eskimos.
2: oh no. that's right, they don't.
1: they wear mukluks! [mukluk: a high, soft boot that is worn in the american arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin]
2: uh huh.
1: mukluks!
2: that's right; mukluks.
1: mukluks!.
2: yeah...mukluks.
1: say it again.
2: mukluks.
1: say it louder.
2: mukluks!
1: um, hmm...good eh?
2: yeah, it is a good one...i didn't want to say it but uhh....i like it...
1: say, say, say galoshes.
2: galoshes.
1: hey, hey...it's good, eh?
2: yeah, it's good.
1: galoshes!
2: galoshes!
1: beluga!
2: beluga.
1: blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...
2: blubber mukluk!
1: blubber...beluga!
3: uh, excuse me.
2: ahem.
3: sorry, um....i didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: oh no...it's ok!
3: uh, ok. i just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: uh yeah, ah...it should be here any minute actually.
3: oh, i see. well, sorry to disturb you.
2: that's ok, we were just....uhhhh.....
{long pause}
1: sir.
3: yes?
1: ppppssssssssssssttttttt!
3: yeah.
1: look over there.
3: across the street?
1: yeah, yeah yeah.
3: um-huh.
1: see that lady?
3: yes.
1: what kind of a hairstyle does she have?
3: uh, that looks like a bouffant.
1: yes. a bouffant!
3: yes, a bouffant.
2: uh, actually, i...i couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.
3: yes, a bulbous bouffant.
1: bulbous bouffant.
3: bouffant.
1: blubber
2: galoshes!!!
1: hey, hey. mukluks!
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: mukluk, mukluk, hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1 & 2: ooooooohhhhhhhhh. hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo!
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: blubber.
3: macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
1: spatula.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: shindig. beluga.
3: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: hullabaloo.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: gabardine.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: tuberculosis.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: foible.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: bus!
2: ah, here comes the bus.
3: oh, yeah.
1: good.