SINGER: The Scaffold

SONG:Goodbat Nightman

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
the thieves go to jail for a very long time
they had a hard day helping clean up the town
they hang from the mantle these both upside down
a glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...
batman and robin are saying the hurse...
(batman & robin:)
god bless superman and superwoman!
aquaman and aquawoman!
ironman and ironwoman!
spiderman and spiderwoman!
plasticman and plasticwoman!
crazyman an-
(robin:)
b-b-batman..
(batman:)
yes robin?
(robin:)
was there ever a batwoman?
(batman:)
there was once, boy wonder, a long time back.
(robin:)
where is she now?
(batman:)
i'm afraid she's no longer with us...
(robin:)
oh...you mean...?
(batman:)
yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky...
(robin:)
holy sti-batwoman...what happened?
(batman:)
she rather foolishly got in the way of the batmobile.
(robin:)
suicide?
(batman:)
batricide...
(robin:)
gosh, why didn't i think of that?
They locked all the doors and they put out the bat
*meow!*
they put on the bat-jarmers
*we like doing that!*
filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds
with 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads
they're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep...
batman and robin are falling asleep...
(door opens)
(robin:)
w-where are you going batman?
(batman:)
the bedroom!
(robin:)
holyluya!
(door closes)