SINGER: Laptop

SONG:Greatest Hits

You remind me of a couple girls i used to know
that i used to be involved with
thanks a lot, what a compliment
wait, i know that sounds a little bad
yes, it does
but i mean the good traits
why don't you just go back to them then?
no, no, no
i'm saying just the opposite
i'm saying the reverse
You're a "greatest hits"
you're a "the best of"
you include only the good cuts of the girls that i've been out with
you're a "greatest hits"
you're a "the best of"
why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?
what a minute
Is that it?
no, i'm just saying...
you're a little like miranda
oh baby, she could name a tune
oh, could she?
just flip on any radio station
and like two notes in
she's like that's "so and so" from 'eighty-two
You're a little like francesca
who's francesca?
with crazy stories from her youth
mom on some heavy drugs
dad in the mafia
yeah, i thought that all was pretty cool
you better get over yourself
Why don't you just go back to them then?
honey, i'm saying the reverse
You're a "greatest hits"
you're a "the best of"
you include only the best cuts
you're the one i want
you're a "greatest hits"
a "best of"
why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?
wait a minute
Hey, where you going?
i'm leaving
no!
i'm leaving, i'm leaving you
is it something i said?
come on
i'm leaving
it can't be
i'm leaving, i'm leaving you
Hey honey, come back
what, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends?
skanky? you got to call them skanky?
how dare you? get off me!
i can't believe you said that
you're totally misunderstanding me
i am not misunderstanding you
i understand perfectly well
You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "greatest hits"
you're a "the best of"
you include only the good cuts of the girls that i've been out with
you're a "greatest hits"
you're a "the best of"
you include only the best cuts, you're the one i want
You're a greatest hits
you include only the best cuts, you're the one i want