SINGER: Elijah Wood And Dominic Monahagh

SONG:Half Fling

*dom and lij yelling and shouting and being happy that they are together*
Elijah: 'she put it back? she got me to seventy-two!' (orli returned the potc dvd? but i was only on my 72nd viewing!)
Dom: 'gobbet o' food, mum.' * (ordering his mum to get him food!) 'and shoot me an arrogant nut.' (he only wants to eat the nuts that have it coming!)
Elijah: 'why should i be pushing purdy?' (wants to know why dom is telling him to push orli) 'who windy moves in st. paul!'** (lij admires orli's air-focused dancing moves he is learning at st. paul)
Dom: 'i've heard it. i've shown her.' (dom wants to make clear that he is the one who came up with the cool dance moves. they think orli is too feminine to call him 'he'.) 'i've cupped for another dude.' (is getting annoyed with lijah: tells him he's been playing cup with someone else.)
Elijah: 'super-k tea? or chai tea?' (wants to know what kind of tea they were drinking when dom was cheating on him.) 'dip in the goo.' (go to hell.)
Dom: ' "never give up"? i give up!' (blatantly rejects lijah's advice) ' "never give up!" ' (angrier now) 'you be dad!' (you try being the male figure in this relationship for once!) 'abba taboo!' (points out that lij being the male figure in the relationship would require him to give up his undying love for abba)
Elijah: 'why would you keep pushing down? pushing my toe - foochie dom!' (bad dom. is driving lijah mad.)
Dom: 'dude... whatever. and don't forget to play foo!' (yeah, have fun playing that stupid game you thought up instead of tig, lij.)
Elijah: 'ooohhh...' (brightens up at thought of playing foo with dom) 'i sip on a chi - i sip on a chow!' (i can't pick which tea to drink! will you help me, dom?)
Dom: 'yeah, but...' (but you're so dumb!) 'yabbadoo.' (i like your yabbering though.)
Elijah: 'ooohhh...' (you're so adorable, dom.) 'samanamachingychang.' (= chinese jabbering = you're so much hotter than tom cruise in the last samurai.)
*magical, magical, magical, magical, ay ay ay ay* (their relationship is so magical, no?)
Dom: 'i'll never give up.' (you like me better than tom cruise. i love you.)
Elijah: 'would it put ya?' (would you be put out if you gave up?)
Dom: 'come on in and see seventy-two.' (come on, let's go watch potc for the seventy-second time.)
Elijah: 'i do.' (yay!)
Dom: 'come on on in and see seventy-two.' (hurry up, orli's first scene is coming up!)
Elijah: 'aaaaaaahhh.' (i love that funky eyeliner, dom.)
Dom: 'come on on over to seventy-two.' (we can watch potc together till we're seventy-two.)
Elijah: 'aaaaaaahhh.' (that sounds great, dom.)
Dom: 'come and we'll have us a trevor tattoo.' (let's randomly get a tattoo of that little guy from the patriot who played nathan.)
Elijah: 'aaaaaahhhh!' (i don't like trevor!)
Dom: 'coming to normandy seventy-two.' (it's okay, we'll get it in normandy when we're seventy-two.)
Elijah: 'aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...' (complete bliss)