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SINGER: The Crypt Keeper
SONG:Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
(creaking gate) guard: merry christmas you lunatics (laughing) (creaking gate) guard: merry christmas kapalski kapalski: here's your christmas (creaking gate) crypt keeper: have yourself a merry little christmas guard: merry christmas mccray crypt keeper: let your hart be light guard: mccray, you alright? mccray? crypt keeper: from now on our troubles will be out of sight guard: mccray! let me go! (strangling noises) mccray: die (heavy breathing) die! crypt keeper: have yourself a merry little christmas (police sirens) pa: this is an all points bulletin, mad man mccray has just escaped from the state mental hospital suspect is considered extremely dangerous crypt keeper: make the yule time gay from now on our troubles will be miles away (footsteps in the snow) crypt keeper: here we are as in olden day happy golden days of your timmy: mommy? will santa claus come to our house tonight? crypt keeper: faithful friends who are dear to us mother: i hope so timmy. now go to sleep. crypt keeper: gather near to us once more timmy: ok. (sirens and footsteps) mccray: house, house! crypt keeper: in the years we all will be together (breaking glass) crypt keeper: if the fates allow timmy: is that santa claus? hello, is somebody there? santa, is that you? crypt keeper: and a shining star upon the highest bow (heavy breathing) timmy: hello? hey, you're not santa claus! mccray: no i'm not! (maniacal laughter) crypt keeper: and have yourself a merry little christmas now timmy: oh my god! mommy! daddy's home for christmas! crypt keeper: and have yourself a merry little christmas now
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