SINGER: Bob Ricci

SONG:Hermaphrodite

[parody of "kryptonite " by 3 doors down]
I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind
it seems i fell in love and well i guess she's quite a find
there's just one problem and i don't mean to be rude
but i think my woman is a dude
My baby's gender is ambiguous to me
and i've seen the springer show
j just way too much to be at ease
is she man or woman, a rooster or a hen?
is she a barbie or is she a ken?
I may be crazy but i think my girlfriend is a man
say what's your name again?
samantha or did you say it's sam?
i can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
You call me weird, you call me freak
cause my girl's genetically unique
but i take advantage of the things that we hold common to
she watches sports and works on cars
she even programs vcrs
don't tick her off cause she can bench 300 pounds
I may be crazy but i think my girlfriend is a man
i'd give a million bucks to find out if she sits or she stands
i can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
I may be crazy but i think my girlfriend is a man
please tell me does she have testosterone or estrogen glands
i can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
yeah
I may be crazy but i think my girlfriend is a man
should i risk finding out or run away as fast as i can?
i can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
She's a dude
she's a dude
she's a dude