SINGER: The Sexual Turnips

SONG:A Pint Of London Pride Please

A pint of london pride please
that's what i'd like to drink
please serve it in a nice pint glass
and clean off that lipstick
When i order ale
i want it fresh and clean
what do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
A pint of london pride please
it's a nice local brew
and when you have to piss it out
you've got free carling too
When i order ale
i want it fresh and clean
what do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
When i'm writing lyrics a nice pint goes down well
at least that was what i though but apparently it seems to make my rhyming go to hell
When i order ale
i want it fresh and clean
what do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
I said
When i order ale
i want it fresh and clean
what do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
{spoken} a pint of pride please govn'r