SINGER: Helpless Weasels

SONG:A Tribute To My Cat

My dead cat
big and fat
dumb as a brick
acts like a hick
smells like a skunk
once it got drunk
its really deaf
and it's got bad breath
Chorus: whats a matter with them kitties today
they always seem to eat you and run a stray
too bad they eat the mice, cuz if they didn't they'd eat all my rice.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Them dumb cats all they do is sit and be fat
they like to eat and you can rub there feat
they taste like chicken so go give them a lickin'
this song is dumb so lets all go out and drink some rum! oooyy!