SINGER: The Kingsmen

SONG:Jolly Green Giant

The jolly green giantthe kingsmen (based on the olympics' "big boy pete",in duh valley of duh jolly... (ho - ho - ho)heard about the jolly green giant (potatoes)he's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)he stands there laughin' with his hands on his hipsand then he hits you with a can of beanshe lives down there in his valley (brussels sprouts)the cat stands tall and green (spinach)well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his sizeand that's why the cat's so meanone day he left his valley padi mean to say this cat was madnow listen 'round he wasn't gone longand then he ran into an amazonwell, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)he had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)well, he looked at herand she looked at himand she almost passed out from frighthe looked at her thought, "what a dilly"he touched her once she slapped him sillythis was something he had never sensedhe looked at her as she commencednow listen, pal this ain't no flukei can't see goin' with a big green kook"you've heard about the jolly green giant (eggplant)don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)he couldn't get sally, so went back to his valleythe cat was color-blindmusic to fade