SINGER: Perry Como

SONG:Kewpie Doll

Well i took my baby to the carnival
and i heard that barker yell
come on and win yourself a pretty kewpie doll
all you gotta do is ring the bell
Well i swung the hammer just as hard as i could
and you should've heard the wild applause
when bong went the bell and the man said well
i guess the kewpie doll is yours
I said, give me a doggie or a teddy bear
or a high school banner for my wall
cause i got me a real live kewpie doll
and she's the cutest one of them all
Then we walked down the midway till we saw a crowd
and the man said try your skill
five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water
and give your little baby a thrill
Well my baby smiled and she kissed me once
and i felt i was nine feet tall
oh, five shots crashed and five ducks splashed
and the man gave me a kewpie doll
Then my baby said, honey let me try my luck
and knock the milk bottles off the shelf
you should've seen this chick, she was a dead eye dick
hey i couldn't do better myself
And then my face got red and my chest swelled up
and my eyes bugged outta my head
cause when the prize turned out to be a kewpie doll
this is what my baby said
She said, give me a doggie or a teddy bear
or a high school banner for my wall
cause i got me a real live kewpie doll
and he's the cutest one of them all