SINGER: Lagwagon

SONG:Lag Wagon (all Aboard)

Unemployment is my scene
brain dead - the fumes i breath
blah blah blah blablablablablabla
carp is a town, not a fish
too dumb to care
the s.b.-goleta connection
feelin' like a champion
all aboard the lagwagon
it's fast enough for me
slow
me-and-my friends
on the couch
give me a sofa and some snacks
the idiot box-that t.v. trash
the v.c.r.-some stupid films
the remote control
fuck the bills
there's no point in a job
the pay just sucks if you're a slob
i'm not lying
i'm lazy
and all my friends are just like me
(chorus)
garga jibs and metal riffs
beer bings and bing hits
i hate that scene
santa barbara boredom
goleta-postmortem
small town minds
can you relate to me?
(repeat chorus)
all aboard the lag wagon!!!