SINGER: Billy Connolly

SONG:Last Traintae Glasgow Central

[chorus]
last train tae glasgow central,
last train tae glasgow central,
ye better catch this wan,
and ye better have a ticket 'cos here's the man,
beadie beadie bare bum, tweedly-dee,
tae glasgow central.
We had a great time,
ye couldnae whack it,
spent a' ma money,
and pawned ma jacket,
and on the train, goin' hame,
ah was hidin in the lavy when the ticket man came,
beadie beadie bare bum, tweedly-dee,
tae glasgow central.
[chorus]
last train tae glasgow central,
last train tae glasgow central,
ye better catch this wan,
and ye better have a ticket 'cos here's the man,
beadie beadie bare bum, tweedly-dee,
tae glasgow central.